I can't make this shit up..
- me: (quietly sitting on the bus with my
- headphones on)
- her: (glaring at me) hey boy!
- me: uhhh yes?
- her: are you listening to beyoncé?
- me: yeah...
- her: (laughing to friend) that is my JAM right now.
- me: (puts headphone back in ear) ....
