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 </description><title>a bridge burner to end them all.</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @mistersparkle)</generator><link>http://mistersparkle.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>So if you are into tattoo's, does that mean you are into ex-gang members that have been to prison and have prison tats made by BIC pen's and have been on Miami Ink and Kat Von D re-does their tattoo while hearing their heartbreaking story about how they changed their life around?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Basically. All of my exes have done time in Texas.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(also, please don’t call them tats. *shudder*)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mistersparkle.tumblr.com/post/51015361988</link><guid>http://mistersparkle.tumblr.com/post/51015361988</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 17:19:31 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>You're rude.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;iframe frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ymPpIzaanhY" width="560"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mistersparkle.tumblr.com/post/51015204081</link><guid>http://mistersparkle.tumblr.com/post/51015204081</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 17:17:29 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>So if you like beards, are you into bears?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;So if you like being anonymous, are you into only into casual encounters?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/6d97fe86de11b8981634e19efb952cbd/tumblr_inline_mn62jgvfWS1qzbfro.gif"/&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;NEXT.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mistersparkle.tumblr.com/post/51014245963</link><guid>http://mistersparkle.tumblr.com/post/51014245963</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 17:05:06 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>What do you think will be your summer jam?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;hopefully a new Beyonce record.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;if not, im pretty excited about Yeezus.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mistersparkle.tumblr.com/post/51013658762</link><guid>http://mistersparkle.tumblr.com/post/51013658762</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 16:57:35 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>what kind of guys are you into? what turns you on/off? what are some deal breakers? You crushing on anyone at the moment?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;i’m into a wide variety of people. it really depends on the person, but i have a soft spot for glasses, beards, tattoos, sharp wit, a sense of adventure, a contagious laugh, some sort of fashion sense, a high level of intelligence with the desire to continue to learn, motivation, compassion, decent music tastes, and a nice hairdo never hurts either. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;i think i just named some of my turn ons up there. i’m impressed more by people’s ability to be a decent human being more than anything. it’s easy to be a dick, it’s even easier to be a good person.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;i’m turned off by people who are rude, thoughtless, lack compassion, ambition, drive, or the ability to live their lives. i don’t deal too well with egos, bad &lt;/span&gt;hygiene&lt;span&gt;  a lack of manners and respect, and someone who can’t tell me the last time they heard a piece of music or saw a movie that really moved them. there’s a few things i don’t care for physically, but they aren’t really that big of a deal most of the time.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;dealbreakers - smoking (this is a thing i have a personal issue with because it’s taken my mom my entire life to quit and i know it will eventually cause her harm. you have the ability to quit.) lack of personality (if you’ve only got one layer to you, maybe you should get out more) people who can’t go a day without getting drunk or stoned, and if you’re racist, homophobic, transphobic, misogynistic, or just plain mean, i’ll probably kick you in the shin.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;i’ll crush anyone who gets in my way.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mistersparkle.tumblr.com/post/51010695904</link><guid>http://mistersparkle.tumblr.com/post/51010695904</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 16:19:11 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>WHEN I YAWN MY HEARING COMES BACK ENTIRELY.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;now to find someone&amp;#8217;s blog that makes me yawn all the time.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://royvictorward.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/tumblr_lir6emrg2i1qhr01io1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mistersparkle.tumblr.com/post/51009378471</link><guid>http://mistersparkle.tumblr.com/post/51009378471</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 16:01:40 -0400</pubDate><category>get my gist?</category></item><item><title>If you had to give a graduation speech, what advice would you give to the class of 2013?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Run.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;No seriously run. Get off your ass, quit playing angry birds, stop posting so many stupid photos on instagram, and be somebody. There’s very little time to worry about the mistakes you’ll make, the ones you’ve made and the ones you’ll make in the future. At 18 you shouldn’t know what you want to be in life, sure you can have desires and aspirations but those things change. At almost 28, I’m still not entirely sure what I’m doing but I’ll tell you this much, I’m happy with what I’ve done. I wouldn’t change my experiences, mistakes, long sleepless nights, and good times for anything. Sure I could have done some things differently, but the way I did them made me who I am today.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Life will throw you a curveball when you least expect it so always be ready to deal with the good AND the bad. The bad times are the ones that will challenge you deep to your bones, and it will make you grow and change into the person you should be.  Stretch out with your feelings. There’s no such thing as luck, don’t rely on it and certainly don’t blame it for something that teaches you a lesson.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Find what makes you happy and do that. Work hard enough to pay your bills and keep yourself afloat, but don’t work so hard that you can’t reap the benefits. Work should be about sustenance, not about digging your own grave. Travel, eat things you’ve never heard of or are scared to, buy yourself stupid things and lots of candy that your parents would never get you as a kid. Find what it is you want and save up for that thing, or that place, or that next step in learning.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It’s easy to lock yourself away inside you home, your mind, and your thoughts - but the best thing to do is to find the people who you connect with and treat them like your family. It’s not always about the people who you were born to be around, but the people you elect to surround yourself with. Make strong connections and love people for their faults, their growths, and their tough times as well as the time you spend happily together. Your friends are the ones who should make the same efforts you do to remain in contact, don’t build a bridge across by yourself, meet in the middle.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Lastly, breathe. It never hurts to just relax and take a deep breath. There is so much out in this world and the last thing you want to do is overexert yourself to try and do it all in one day. Take joy in each second because you’re not guaranteed every day that you have.  Find out who you are. Be that person. If people don’t accept who you are, then they aren’t deserving of your presence. The people who are won’t ever second guess you for the things that make you happy.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mistersparkle.tumblr.com/post/51007723374</link><guid>http://mistersparkle.tumblr.com/post/51007723374</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 15:38:56 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>brought these out of retirement today.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/878fcb9ed7c47422d1be3c16a8679ef9/tumblr_mn5xmwvUJN1qzdghwo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;brought these out of retirement today.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mistersparkle.tumblr.com/post/51006293176</link><guid>http://mistersparkle.tumblr.com/post/51006293176</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 15:18:32 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Ask me all the things you want to know and I'll tell you all the answers you desire. </title><description>&lt;a href="http://mistersparkle.tumblr.com/ask"&gt;Ask me all the things you want to know and I'll tell you all the answers you desire. &lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://mistersparkle.tumblr.com/post/51004735487</link><guid>http://mistersparkle.tumblr.com/post/51004735487</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 14:54:08 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>post some shit about how it's racist when white people make fun of black people and not the other way around, you get unfollowed.</title><link>http://mistersparkle.tumblr.com/post/50987932032</link><guid>http://mistersparkle.tumblr.com/post/50987932032</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 09:36:00 -0400</pubDate><category>lol reverse racism</category><category>get the fuck outta here</category><category>stupid ass people</category></item><item><title>wtvrmom:

idk dude - balloon (demo)
i tried to be just like...</title><description>&lt;iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_50957886347" src="http://mistersparkle.tumblr.com/post/50957886347/audio_player_iframe/mistersparkle/tumblr_mn2zf8912n1rgw158?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fmistersparkle%2F50957886347%2Ftumblr_mn2zf8912n1rgw158" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wtvrmom.tumblr.com/post/50886634234/idk-dude-balloon-demo-i-tried-to-be-just"&gt;wtvrmom&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;idk dude&lt;/strong&gt; - balloon (demo)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;i tried to be just like you&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;i cut my hair and changed the way i spoke&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;i grew a beard and bought new clothes&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;went to all the hardcore shows&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;i broke up with my boyfriend&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;because my parents didn’t approve of him&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;they grounded me and took away my cell phone&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;i couldn’t wait to live all on my own&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;i need to get away from here soon&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;i wanna fly in a big hot air balloon&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;and get so high that all the people on land look like ants and i could squish them &lt;/em&gt;&lt;em&gt;in my hands&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://mistersparkle.tumblr.com/post/50957886347</link><guid>http://mistersparkle.tumblr.com/post/50957886347</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 22:19:02 -0400</pubDate><category>noah makes good music</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0f202ffc2920d2061b2330b46986682c/tumblr_mn4m6r2ItV1qzdghwo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://mistersparkle.tumblr.com/post/50957430665</link><guid>http://mistersparkle.tumblr.com/post/50957430665</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 22:13:39 -0400</pubDate><category>still gives me chills.</category></item><item><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2eb501fd54824d869209661a082f174d/tumblr_mn2gqxYbWQ1qzdghwo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr03/2013/5/8/10/anigif_enhanced-buzz-10578-1368022617-13.gif"/&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/oops-pants-off.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mistersparkle.tumblr.com/post/50856836915</link><guid>http://mistersparkle.tumblr.com/post/50856836915</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 18:20:56 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>bloodycowards:

daaaamn.
IDGAF what tickets for this tour...</title><description>&lt;object width="512" height="288"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.hulu.com/embed/h6ryyvtaamxznvwcjudhca"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.hulu.com/embed/h6ryyvtaamxznvwcjudhca" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="225" allowFullScreen="true"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://bloodycowards.tumblr.com/post/50838628598/daaaamn-idgaf-what-tickets-for-this-tour-cost" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;bloodycowards&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;daaaamn.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;IDGAF what tickets for this tour cost.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;this is dope, but is Kanye going for a NiN vibe musically and visually or is it just me?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mistersparkle.tumblr.com/post/50846896068</link><guid>http://mistersparkle.tumblr.com/post/50846896068</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 16:18:04 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>The worst part about not being able to hear is that everyone who talks around me sounds like the teacher from charlie brown and it's annoying. </title><description>&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#8217;m like what the fuck is anyone saying?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mistersparkle.tumblr.com/post/50642494567</link><guid>http://mistersparkle.tumblr.com/post/50642494567</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 05:19:07 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Sorry</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chasingdunamis.tumblr.com/post/50597523930"&gt;chasingdunamis&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bloodycowards.tumblr.com/post/50597005524/sorry"&gt;bloodycowards&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;if you followed me expecting all kindsa cute bear shit.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’m basically here to shit on everything you love, forever.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;^^^^&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;To add…y’all I’ve been on this online thing for a minute and have seen quite a few people on various websites (it’s a small gay world)…I’m just going to say, how have y’all been on that “cute bear shit” for 10 years!? Like, aren’t you bored???&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;^^^^^&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://franklymydearnikki.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/amen.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;same dudes trying to add everyone on facebook and instragram with the thirst of a thousand deserts and the same damn photos from the same damn angle and a million hashtags about how much of a bear or cub they are. WE SEE YOU.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mistersparkle.tumblr.com/post/50600403751</link><guid>http://mistersparkle.tumblr.com/post/50600403751</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 17:09:27 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>koby and i realize my webcam still works.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fc22ac4f323c25fce8c79e7d92914afa/tumblr_mmwp5xvZun1qzdghwo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;koby and i realize my webcam still works.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mistersparkle.tumblr.com/post/50594037972</link><guid>http://mistersparkle.tumblr.com/post/50594037972</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 15:37:09 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Happy Birthday to Miss Janet Privacy Control Jackson!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f56fd567d29999f8b273a72dbb4f37ef/tumblr_mjv0c7LFWU1rf1uafo1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7ddc470a18d7ca3979e216d4f7569cae/tumblr_mjv0c7LFWU1rf1uafo2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Happy Birthday to Miss Janet Privacy Control Jackson!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mistersparkle.tumblr.com/post/50583838461</link><guid>http://mistersparkle.tumblr.com/post/50583838461</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 12:36:27 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>In other fun news the antibiotic she gave me has a slight chance of giving me an allergic reaction because I can't take penicillin. </title><link>http://mistersparkle.tumblr.com/post/50499436345</link><guid>http://mistersparkle.tumblr.com/post/50499436345</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 11:20:46 -0400</pubDate><category>Nice knowing yall</category></item><item><title>Beysus, </title><description>&lt;p&gt;Please let the doctor fix my ears and hearing today. Upgrade me. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;In your name I twerk&lt;br/&gt;
Amen.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mistersparkle.tumblr.com/post/50494207941</link><guid>http://mistersparkle.tumblr.com/post/50494207941</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 09:16:44 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
