I have always loved music. There’s a photo somewhere that my mom has of me in superman pajamas at the age of 3 or 4 played a little guitar and singing into a microphone. Both of my parents are pretty into music so I always heard new and interesting things from them.
Music will always be my non-human true love. And sometimes it suffices as my one true love when I need it to be.
Yo let’s talk about 1996 for a second. Do you know the grind up on yo’ honey hot traxxx of that year? That was a YEAR for humpin’ music. I’m talking classics:
I mean that’s why there’s so many goddamned 17 year olds out there today. Because 1996 was the year of forgetting to wear a condom when you’re all zooma zoom zoom and a boom boom.
this is one of my favorite songs of all time but i’ve been listening to it a lot. the lyrics to it are really awesome and i love the guitar work in it.
About 8 years ago I drove from Louisville to Indianapolis in the dead of winter with a car full of people to an all you can eat pancake night at an IHOP. I ate something like 12 or 13 pancakes and then drove us all home at 1 am and don’t remember the last half of the drive due to the car being warm and me having vicious pancake itis. Seriously I was driving comatose.
General dick answer: It’s got all the normal functional parts of the dick like the shaft and the wings and the head and balls. Just your typical grade B American peynus.
I’m pretty sure he knows who he is.
If you want, but I don’t really know how to continue our conversation from this point on. I mean, you’re a cool dude with sunglasses and I’m over here with my spectacles looking like poindexter.
got you with that last one didn’t i?
Converge!? YES WAY. I’ve probably watched this set like 20 times now.
Well I appreciate the sentiment. I’m not very good with compliments so I deflect them usually. Thank you.
My favorite records of 2013 include:
I would be inclined to say that a lot of them know who they are. I won’t name names because I’d probably leave someone out and feel bad. If you can’t ask me off anon if you are one of them, you probably aren’t. Thirsty.