mayonnaise colored benz, i push miracle whips.

duncan. 28. louisville kentucky. say hi. i'm nice.

you want to bite the hand that feeds.

i want to fucking break it off.

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There is nothing better after a long bike ride in the humid summer afternoon than coming home and taking off all your clothes and laying on the cold hardwood floor.

Someone bring me a limeade.

Reverend Duncan is about to do the damn thing and officiate this wedding today.

Reverend Duncan is about to do the damn thing and officiate this wedding today.

Sweet Sweet Fantasy. @legsmcqueen @michaeljester (at Waffle House)

Lauryn Hill took us to church tonight. #hiseyesareonthesparrow  (at Iroquois Amphitheater)

Lauryn Hill took us to church tonight. #hiseyesareonthesparrow (at Iroquois Amphitheater)

i’m going to see Lauryn Hill tonight.

They’re playin Hollaback Girl at the dentist office and I can’t tell if its relieving or unnerving.

IF I DIE AT THE DENTIST BURY ME INSIDE THE BOOTY CLUB

Things I don’t get: Sam Smith.

I never wanted to be a construction worker.

But your skull is too thick.

Look ya tired ass queen, don’t roll up to the barbershop at 5 minutes til open and not expect there to be a line. Signing loudly and slurping your latte is not going to make up for the fact that you should have been on your grown man shit a little better.

Take that shit to supercuts.

the last couple of days have consisted of the following

  • grilled cheese and smoked tofurkey sandwiches
  • wavy chips
  • vanilla cola
  • bourbon
  • ginger shandy
  • hard cider
  • benadryl
  • tylenol sinus pm
  • riding my bike
  • weather in the 70’s
  • homemade ice cream
  • naps (thanks allergy medicines!)
  • good friends and good conversation

 though i’m missing a couple of key aspects to these days such as some one to lay with while the windows are open, indian buffets, a life without allergies, swimming, and BBQ. 

Mu: the alarm clock that licks you on the face.

Mu: the alarm clock that licks you on the face.

Don’t confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is who I am. My attitude depends on who you are.

Frank Ocean (via quotestuff)

OH SHIT

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well.

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