i want to fucking break it off.
Flying into LA on the 31st of Oct.
Heading to the Bay area around the 5th of Nov.
Flying home from SF/OAK on the 10th of Nov.
Let us hang.
oh thanks fedex, i didnt pay for something to have one day shipping for you to not deliver it because you said my address was incorrect. but is it? nope. your customer service even looked it up. i didn’t need the package for tonight or anything
and then you’re all “it’ll be delivered tuesday it looks like”
ONE DAY SHIPPING MY ASS. THE FUCK.
signalbeast asked: Have you ever been electrocuted? What's the last flavor of ice cream you ate? Are you gonna dress up for Halloween?
I have been electrocuted a couple of times. The worst was when there was some faulty wiring in this kitchen (yes, a kitchen) we were playing when one of my bands did a weekend. The outlet like fried my amp cord and shocked the hell out of me. I remember like feeling it in my arm for a few days.
I ate some cookies and cream ice cream last night along with some s’mores cookies.
Depends on if I bring a costume to LA ;)
Anonymous asked: would you ever hang out with anyone you follow?
i’ve hung out with a pretty big portion of the people i follow. like i’d be willing to say maybe like 60-70% of the people i follow i’ve met?
to answer your question, yes. of course i would.
to go with today’s theme. no weirdos please.
I’m at the world championship bratwurst eating contest at the largest Oktoberfest celebration in America
Joey Chesnutt is competing and I’ve never seen so much weiner being shoved in someone’s mouth.
And I’m a big faggot.