i want to fucking break it off.
There is nothing better after a long bike ride in the humid summer afternoon than coming home and taking off all your clothes and laying on the cold hardwood floor.
Someone bring me a limeade.
Look ya tired ass queen, don’t roll up to the barbershop at 5 minutes til open and not expect there to be a line. Signing loudly and slurping your latte is not going to make up for the fact that you should have been on your grown man shit a little better.
Take that shit to supercuts.
- grilled cheese and smoked tofurkey sandwiches
- wavy chips
- vanilla cola
- ginger shandy
- hard cider
- tylenol sinus pm
- riding my bike
- weather in the 70’s
- homemade ice cream
- naps (thanks allergy medicines!)
- good friends and good conversation
though i’m missing a couple of key aspects to these days such as some one to lay with while the windows are open, indian buffets, a life without allergies, swimming, and BBQ.