mayonnaise colored benz, i push miracle whips.

duncan. 28. louisville kentucky. say hi. i'm nice.

you want to bite the hand that feeds.

i want to fucking break it off.

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my stupid face

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Think I’m pretty ready for the festivities tonight at the Cure Lounge. #springbreakforever  (at The Cure Lounge)

Think I’m pretty ready for the festivities tonight at the Cure Lounge. #springbreakforever (at The Cure Lounge)

kodiakfrank:

Butts

Frank is one of the sweetest I’ve ever met. Not to mention that shirt though.

Perverted nerd may be my type I think.

Me to a friend

My roommate brought a ukulele with her when she moved in. I had never really played one so tonight I taught myself this song on it. #bobsburgers #butts #eroticfriendfiction

I heard a song at work today that made me think of you. But do you ever think of me?

ghost-al-qaeda asked: yous a classy looking motherfucker

TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

chicago was fun.

chicago was fun.

  • Me: oh look there's Kelly Rowland
  • Jules: is she babysitting?

How Beyoncé gonna turn the entire VMAs into a Beyoncé concert?

Robyn and Röyskopp were really dang good last night. Like real good. (at Jay Pritzker Pavilion)

Robyn and Röyskopp were really dang good last night. Like real good. (at Jay Pritzker Pavilion)

Dear lord what is my life? Haha.

Accidental twins bbz. (at The Chicago Diner)

Accidental twins bbz. (at The Chicago Diner)

"I’m all love sick for endless broken white lines." Thanks to @xjamestravisx at @chicagotattoo for the zap! #nofilter (at The Chicago Tattooing Company)

"I’m all love sick for endless broken white lines." Thanks to @xjamestravisx at @chicagotattoo for the zap! #nofilter (at The Chicago Tattooing Company)

#nofilter  
There’s nothing to be afraid of….except that fog that turns people inside out. #stupidcheapweatherstripping (at Belmont Harbor)

There’s nothing to be afraid of….except that fog that turns people inside out. #stupidcheapweatherstripping (at Belmont Harbor)

 
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