mayonnaise colored benz, i push miracle whips.

duncan. 28. louisville kentucky. say hi. i'm nice.

you want to bite the hand that feeds.

i want to fucking break it off.

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my stupid face

counter on tumblr

AIM was also pretty much the start of social media. There was a lot of exhibitionism. Away messages were the peak example of this. Sometimes the away message you left up for nine hours was more important than any conversation you had that day. It was the original flex. It was the original tweet. You wanted to let people know that you had an awesome life. Away messages were basically a way to say, “Your lame ass is on the computer but I’m out here getting it.” You left away messages like that when you could. You also found out about fun stuff other people were doing via away messages and felt left out.

Remember When AIM Was The Greatest Thing Ever? by Ernest Baker (via deadthehype)

or in my case, we showcased just how nerdy we were. or how much work we had to do. but we’d violate an away message for those special people

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I miss my late nights of AIM conversations with close friends and having alerts for people who I wanted to talk to so I could message them as soon as they signed on (don’t lie you did it too), and let us not forget the bitter, vague, passive aggressive away messages to tell someone off who you just KNEW would read it. AIM was the best communication tool ever for like a good 10 years of my life.

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brattiest-b:

Shocking. 

And amazing. 

i hate her and katy perry for making songs i want to lowkey dance hard to in my room and/or car but having super offensive, appropriative videos.

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Anonymous asked: A stranger tell you he is The Devil, your first question would be?

Would you like to dance in the pale moonlight?

Anonymous asked: If you need to invent a new flavor for popcorn, what would it be?

i would totally eat popcorn that sprinkled with the flavoring they use in the sweet chili doritos. it would be glorious.

Welp there goes my money. 
Two of my favorite things together?
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY CASH.

Welp there goes my money.
Two of my favorite things together?
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY CASH.

sophisticated-boom-boom:

iamthebaconeatingjew:

One of my favorite pictures of us.

Mine too :)

these two boys are some of the most amazing and genuine people i have ever been lucky to call my friends. such sweethearts.

sophisticated-boom-boom:

iamthebaconeatingjew:

One of my favorite pictures of us.

Mine too :)

these two boys are some of the most amazing and genuine people i have ever been lucky to call my friends. such sweethearts.

ASK ME ANYTHING! NO STONE LEFT UNTURNT! NO QUESTON LEFT BEHIND! ›

meredithxgraves:

(photo by chad kamenshine for the artistree)
hey everyone!
my terrible band leaves tomorrow for another seven weeks on the road. we will be all over the US and some of Canada with a bunch of other amazing bands (GREEN DREAMS, YAMANTAKA/SONIC TITAN, POTTY MOUTH, WAXAHATCHEE, SWEARIN’, + a ton of other friends). please come out and say hello, the weather is getting warmer, we’re all healing from our respective injuries and surgeries, it’s going to be a beautiful adventure.
Here’s a list of all our tour dates!
Hope to see you all super soon.
xoxoxox

go see PERFECT PUSSY on their tour. bring humanhumann some vintage marilyn manson t-shirts from your local goodwill.

meredithxgraves:

(photo by chad kamenshine for the artistree)

hey everyone!

my terrible band leaves tomorrow for another seven weeks on the road. we will be all over the US and some of Canada with a bunch of other amazing bands (GREEN DREAMS, YAMANTAKA/SONIC TITAN, POTTY MOUTH, WAXAHATCHEE, SWEARIN’, + a ton of other friends). please come out and say hello, the weather is getting warmer, we’re all healing from our respective injuries and surgeries, it’s going to be a beautiful adventure.

Here’s a list of all our tour dates!

Hope to see you all super soon.

xoxoxox

go see PERFECT PUSSY on their tour. bring humanhumann some vintage marilyn manson t-shirts from your local goodwill.

"You were cute until I noticed you had on socks and Adidas sandals with your jeans…"

A spring in Louisville compendium.

YOU HAD ONE JOB TACO BELL. ONE. JOB. #bajablast #tacobell #whhhhyyyyyyyyy

YOU HAD ONE JOB TACO BELL. ONE. JOB. #bajablast #tacobell #whhhhyyyyyyyyy

"cursed to be your second best
this amber soul will find no rest
i’ve grown tired of standing up
when every one just gives in
when sadness always comes home”

converge - sadness comes home

Kinda bummed I’m missing record store day due to work and a funeral visitation for my aunt. But then again there wasn’t much I wanted really.

And then again, I’m just kind of bummed in general today. Except about the weather. Shanté you stay.

Spoonmen.

Spoonmen.

 
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